A Most Perfect Weiner
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A Most Perfect Weiner

29 . 04 . 2019

I’ve never understood people who make these grand proclamations that ...

The Story of Eli
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The Story of Eli

17 . 04 . 2019

Hindsight. Many of us hope it’s the gift we’ll earn after ...

Anus Part 2
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Anus Part 2

22 . 02 . 2019

After I was discharged from the hospital I slept 13 ...

A Most Perfect Weiner
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A Most Perfect Weiner

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I’ve never understood people who make these grand proclamations that they have no regrets in life.

I have thousands of regrets.

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The Story of Eli
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The Story of Eli

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Hindsight.

Many of us hope it’s the gift we’ll earn after our pain begins to dissipate. Hindsight comes after an amorphous period of time brings tangible closure to our pain.

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ANUS (Part 1)
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It’s 7:12 a.m. on Groundhog Day.

I haven’t even tamed my morning boner yet and my phone has vibrated off the bed and onto the ground.

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