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musings from a famous anus
I’ve never understood people who make these grand proclamations that they have no regrets in life.
I have thousands of regrets.
After I was discharged from the hospital I slept 13 hours in my apartment and woke up to the sounds of my mom cleaning.
It’s 7:12 a.m. on Groundhog Day.
I haven’t even tamed my morning boner yet and my phone has vibrated off the bed and onto the ground.